I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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