Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
Randomize
