I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
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