If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
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