Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
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