Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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