Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
Randomize
