the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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