love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
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