did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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