I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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