if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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