so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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