So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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