i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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