you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
Randomize
