you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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