Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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