Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
