Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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