STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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