I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
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