ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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