After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
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