Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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