I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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