definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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