True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
