he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
i need some magic done to my vagina
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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