so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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