hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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