Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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