Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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