Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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