How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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