Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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