Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
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