Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
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