The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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