just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
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