I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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