You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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