Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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