NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
we made out on top of his cat.
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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