walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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