You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
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