So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
Are we still banned from the library?
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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