I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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