I swear she didn't look like that last week.
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
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