That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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