Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
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