Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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