For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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