i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
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