I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
this will be a night to untag.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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