She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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