Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
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